A popular online news aggregator and blog recently asked for my sex educator expertise for a piece tentatively titled “Things They Teach You At Blow Job School.” I sent them three tips from my class BJs with AJ: A Fellatio Workshop (and will post the link here when I get it). I also wrote an alternative/extra tip just for readers of my blog!
Tip #1: Before even thinking about sucking that cock, first find out if it is connected to someone who doesn’t deserve good head. Ask them “Who did you vote for in the election?” Why?” Also ask them how they feel about punching nazis. If their answers aren’t good enough, forget the BJ and treat yourself to one of those real fruit popsicles instead. Then have the hottest masturbation sesh ever. Maybe watch super gay porn while masturbating. I personally find it helps.
If you use this sexy new tip, please let me know how it goes! I’d love to hear all about it! 😉
Whoopee!: A Sex-Positive Variety Show will be premiering at Crush Bar in Portland on December 4th! Whoopee will be produced and hosted by sex educator Amory Jane. It is a two hour show with a variety of acts performed by local talent, and the theme is that all acts must be sex-positive, body-positive, and/or about human sexuality.
We’re looking for comedians, burlesque and belly dancers, monologues, mini sex ed lessons, musicians, storytellers, poets, and more. Acts should be between 2-15 minutes in length. Amory Jane will be holding auditions by appointment 11/13-11/19. Email email@example.com to set up an appointment time. Tickets for the show go on sale November 4th through www.brownpapertickets.com and may also be found on this page starting November 4th.
Amory Jane is currently at a kink retreat called Boundless and will be returning to Portland (and this blog) on October 5th. Since she is off learning new things to teach at her future classes, getting to know some needles, gazing at the stars, and frolicking/flogging in the woods, she hasn’t had reliable access to the internet to post any updates. So, I am here to deliver some deets to you! Here’s what’s up:
– St. Edna the Sex Ed Mobile is very sick. Amory Jane and her travel companions were driving back into Portland when Edna started making very weird noises. Her engine died suddenly on the side of the highway just 20 minutes outside of Portland and she had to get towed away by AAA. Fortunately, the team made it back to Portland and Edna didn’t shut down on top of a mountain or in the middle of the desert or something. Unfortunately, Edna has complete engine failure and will need some expensive repairs. AJ is still weighing all of her options, but is considering launching a campaign and/or throwing a sex-positive fundraising event to get Edna back out on the road. In the meantime, AJ is traveling the country in a much smaller (but equally cute) sex ed mobile – her purple Honda Fit.
– Amory Jane has some rad classes coming up this Fall, including a new one on Sex and Cannabis! There might even be some free cannabis lube samples in it for you! Details can be found on the She Bop website.
– Amory Jane will be traveling through California this November and still has a little bit of room left in her schedule. If you would like to book a workshop, private party, or coaching session in that time, give her a shout! Her dates in California are early to mid-November and she will be visiting the Bay Area, Los Angeles, and everywhere nearby and in-between.
– Yes, AJ did get the donuts she asked for. She put it out into the universe and it came to her (and by that I mean her intern dutifully got them for her).
I don’t know about you, but I am SO stoked for what the future has to hold! Stay tuned to the blog for detailed accounts of Amory Jane’s final few days of her recent teaching tour, St. Edna’s prognosis, and tales from kink camp!