A popular online news aggregator and blog recently asked for my sex educator expertise for a piece tentatively titled “Things They Teach You At Blow Job School.” I sent them three tips from my class BJs with AJ: A Fellatio Workshop (and will post the link here when I get it). I also wrote an alternative/extra tip just for readers of my blog!
Tip #1: Before even thinking about sucking that cock, first find out if it is connected to someone who doesn’t deserve good head. Ask them “Who did you vote for in the election?” Why?” Also ask them how they feel about punching nazis. If their answers aren’t good enough, forget the BJ and treat yourself to one of those real fruit popsicles instead. Then have the hottest masturbation sesh ever. Maybe watch super gay porn while masturbating. I personally find it helps.
If you use this sexy new tip, please let me know how it goes! I’d love to hear all about it! 😉